I figured out how to play Battleship online

Jake: hiya
Adam: im goin to beat ya
Jake: i just want to be friends
Jake: i’m actually a trade mission
Jake: we’re not military
Jake: that was a carrier with 1000 tons of grain for starving countires
Adam: shut up
Jake: you just condemned a whole country to die
Jake: so anyways
Jake: a/s/l?
Jake: it’s cool
Jake: i bet you’re a sexy babe
Adam: im aboy
Jake: you don’t fight like one
Adam: piss off

OPPONENT HAS QUIT GAME

So, yeah, I’m pretty good at Battleship.